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Lola at the Coffee House

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:13 am
@izzythepush,
YET?!?
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:13 am
@spendius,

It's a good thing we had to check our six-guns at the door, else the barkeep would probly have a lot of blood to clean off'n the floor.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:20 am
@spendius,
Quote:

The reason Hindus won't eat cattle is because they are (or were) dependent on them in much the same way we were once dependent on horse power
Is that what you were taught or what youve gleaned from your barfriends. Maybe one of them had been to India and had been told something as a tourist.


Your ignorance of many things expands and expands
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:25 am
@Frank Apisa,
The problem is, the solutions of all Sudokus is formulaic and we have several algorithms that do so. Its seeing into the games structure that i fascinating.It comes from other linar functions and , like algebra, we could solve it by brute force or look at the group solution.

Too bad someone invented the laptop.

I do like chess, its much more multidimensional because its game and response.
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:25 am
Goddamn it . . . this is as bad as being in one of those mindless sports bar . . . can i get a triple/triple and a copy of the Times . . . and then maybe some peace and quiet?
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:29 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
Re: Frank Apisa (Post 5249892)
The problem is, the solutions of all Sudokus is formulaic and we have several algorithms that do so. Its seeing into the games structure that i fascinating.It comes from other linar functions and , like algebra, we could solve it by brute force or look at the group solution.

Too bad someone invented the laptop.

I do like chess, its much more multidimensional because its game and response.


Okay...let me try it this way:

Whatever you do, Farmerman...DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER try a killer Sudoku at the site that I linked to. Even though it is very different from the Sudoku's you see around...I am absolutely positive you would not enjoy them under any circumstances.
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:32 am
@Frank Apisa,
I could pop it in the oven and itd be solved with the track of its solution in several tenths of a second. Why would I want to bust my ass doing it the long way?.
technology is merely a tool to be used, so Im usin it.
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:33 am
@farmerman,
Okay fm. What is your explanation of the cow being sacred in India?

Suttee was introduced because too many women were poisoning their husbands.

Quote:
Your ignorance of many things expands and expands


See my post about very clever fuckers indeed.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:33 am
@Setanta,
we only got double doubles, and some ratatouille (which aint got much rat in it today)
Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:36 am
@farmerman,
Quote:
Re: Frank Apisa (Post 5250005)
I could pop it in the oven and itd be solved with the track of its solution in several tenths of a second. Why would I want to bust my ass doing it the long way?.
technology is merely a tool to be used, so Im usin it.


Really!

I say you couldn't.

Why not give it a try?
Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:39 am
@farmerman,
The day New York runs out of rat . . .
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 10:40 am
@Setanta,
Get Setanta his triple/triple and a copy of the Times and find him a corner where he can do his indignant sulking.

At the prices in this joint it is a very silly thing to do. We only pay them in order to partake of the camaraderie and scintillating conversation and the hope of an approving smile from the proprietoress.
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Berty McJock
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 11:20 am
@spendius,
Quote:
The reason Hindus won't eat cattle is because they are (or were) dependent on them in much the same way we were once dependent on horse power.


oh god, struggling to hold it in...too many jokes in one sentence...so, hindus can eat lasagne and burgers at least Razz

evening all, i can't do sudoku. i get bored with numbers. oddly enough, i enjoy letter search puzzles, which are only a kind of variation of sudoku, and using letters, but hey, i'm nothing if not inconsistent. :p

anyone know where i can get a decent spaghetti bologneighs?
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 11:38 am
@Berty McJock,
Bollockneighs surely. Spavined bollockneighs.
Berty McJock
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 12:21 pm
@spendius,
filly con carne?
Berty McJock
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 12:22 pm
what cheese have findus been using to disguise the flavour of the meat in lasagne?
mascarpone
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timur
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 12:22 pm
@Berty McJock,
No, silly con carne.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 12:53 pm
@Berty McJock,
Oscar Mare weiner?
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 01:11 pm
@Ticomaya,
oh jeezuz chrisse. Here we go with the horsey puns.

Berty McJock
 
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Reply Mon 11 Feb, 2013 01:14 pm
@farmerman,
aaaaaand they're off!

ok i'll stop now. i'll shove em all on the really bad jokes thread later. Razz
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