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Sun 14 Mar, 2004 12:00 pm
At the beginning of time, God told the Angel Gabriel of His plans for Scotland.
"Gabriel!" said God, "I am going to give Scotland towering mountains and magnificent glens resplendent with purple heather. Red deer will roam the countryside, golden eagles will circle in the skies, salmon will leap in the crystal clear rivers and lochs, and the surrounding seas will teem with fish. Agriculture will flourish and there will be a glorious coming together of water with barley to be known as whisky. Coal, oil and gas - they will all be there. The Scots will be intelligent, industrious and will be great inventors and ....."
"Wait a minute" interrupted Gabriel. "Are you not being just a little too generous to these Scots?"
But the Almighty replied You won't think so when I tell you who their $£"&**^*% neighbours are going to be!"
Finish the joke! Who are their neighbors?