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BREAST MILK

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Fri 13 Dec, 2002 09:25 pm
BREAST MILK

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science
classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The
question directed:

"Give four advantages of breast milk."


What to write?

He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping
for the best:

1. No need to boil.

2. Never goes sour.

3. Available whenever necessary.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer.
Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled,
then suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly,
he scribbled his definitive answer:

4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an A.
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Reply Thu 9 Jan, 2003 09:26 pm
Cool
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