Brian keeps coming home and pronouncing my fish, Fred, dead. Then I go over and shake a food container at Fred and he ever-so-slowly picks himself up off the botton of the bowl...
I have the laziest fish ever hatched. He sleeps sideways.
marycat wrote:
I have the laziest fish ever hatched. He sleeps sideways.
he's not lazy, just getting ready for the frying pan.
Oh dear -you make me think of poor Wendy - a friend's goldfish.
Wendy was a sensual fish, and loved to hover in the bubbles from the aerator - seemingly because she liked the feel of them.
Nobody noticed that Wendy was awful still for a few days - because she wasn't - the bubbles kept jiggling her - then we thught she was pregnant - cos her tummy swole - then she popped!!!! She had been dead for some days - but was tethered in place by some plant tendrils....'twas a sad and grisly sight.
Still, we figured she died happy.... waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Pueo!!!!! You will be in the fire, I fear.
out of the frying pan and into the fire. bbq anyone?
Oh my goodness oh my goodness!
Where the wom bats,there bat I,
In a wombat's lair I lie,
There I couch while eagles fly.....
Goodness had nothing to do with it....
'Tis hard to fly with the eagles when you are surrounded by owls of derision...
now that was good!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought so.....teehee.
You know folks, we are fiddling while Rome prepares to burn - still, may as fiddle as faddle....stridulate team! Stridulate!
where the num bats
there bat I
in a numbat's numbs I lie
there I couch while owls do cry...
Hmmmm - while owls do make virile, strong, deep-chested, if incoherent, noises?
hmmmmm, "incoherent noises" i think you have me mistaken for the cry of the wild debacle in full retreat.
ROTFLMAOAOSBOM!!!!!!
Hmmmmmmm........
did Bunny go boom? Did she slide across the floor in her slip, bruising her weeHip?
No - why?
I rolled on the floor laughing my arse off and other significant bits of me, though - thank you for asking.
you got a thing aboot bunny hips, don't you! LOL!
