gwb goes to Hell, a nice story

Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2004 03:55 am
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George W Bush goes to hell!

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here, "says the devil."You are on my list but I have no room for you." "You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room: in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...........

"OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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John Webb
Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2004 04:24 am
Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2004 04:07 pm
Twisted Evil
nice spin on an old joke. The old version I remember is that the choice is to stand around up to your knees in excrement while sipping coffee, and ten minutes later, Satan comes back and says, OK coffee break is over, back on your heads!

But with this new version, even Clinton doesn't deserve to suffer like that. I doubt Bush knows what he is doing even here.
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Reply Wed 10 Mar, 2004 05:01 pm
Shrub doesn't know what he is doing in the White House.
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