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Why there is an US Oil Shortage

 
 
Reply Tue 9 Mar, 2004 11:34 pm
Oil Shortage

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America.

Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.

All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma.

All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC.
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Reply Fri 12 Mar, 2004 01:49 am
funny thing that BBB our oil is in the north sea and our dipsticks are in downing street, If there is any connection here I think we the public have a right to know.
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