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Thu 12 Dec, 2002 09:31 pm
CALMING A BEAST
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people
show up.One is a good looking guy in his mid-twenties and the
other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.
This is one ferocious lion.He ate my last tamer so you both
better be good or you're history.Here's your equipment - a
chair, a whip, and a gun.Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first."She walks past the chair, the
whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.The
lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her, so she
throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her
and starts licking her ankles.He continues to lick her calves,
kisses them, and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor.He remarks, "I've
never seen a display like that in my life."He then turns to
the young man and asks, "Can you top that?"
"No problem," replies the young man, "just get that lion out
of the way."
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