Mitt Romney

Forums: North America, Politics, Mitt Romney, Mittens, Unintentional Limerick Thread
Email this Topic • Print this Page

Romney, Mitt. What kind of a name is that? Was he christened Mitchell, Kermit, or what? Mitterand? Are there any other Mitts?

Topic Stats
Top Replies
Link to this Topic

Type: Question • Score: 13 • Views: 3,066 • Replies: 20

[+8] - Lustig Andrei - 11/05/2012A Romney by the name of Mitt Was not very much of a wit. His jokes were as stale As yesterday's ale. We all wish he'd just up and quit.
[+3] - McTag - 11/05/2012 I see from a brief Wiki look that he was named after a sportsman named Milton, nickname Mitt. Also that he has a son named Taggart. I may have to revise my very poor opinion of him. No, I...
[+3] - Lustig Andrei - 11/05/2012There once was a feller named Mitt Who just wouldn't give up and quit. He's running again. We hope it's in vain, That irritating li'l dip-****. Okay. Your turn.
[+3] - Rockhead - 11/05/2012the once was a man named mittens not real bright, and afraid of kittens he built a big empire just to have folks he could fire I hope his balls get ridiculously frostbitten...
[+3] - firefly - 11/08/2012It's adios to candidate Mitt A man sorely lacking both charm and wit, With his tax returns a mystery, He'll never go down in history, And he sure won't be missed, not a bit.

@McTag,

His name is Willard.

0 Replies

I see from a brief Wiki look that he was named after a sportsman named Milton, nickname Mitt.

Also that he has a son named Taggart. I may have to revise my very poor opinion of him.

No, I won't.

0 Replies

@McTag,

It's a nickname he chose for himself, I believe.

Edit: I was wrong. "Mitt" is his actual middle name.

0 Replies

Mitt. Mitt. Doesn't rhyme with anything, does it? Too bad. We could make up a scurrilous piece of doggerel.

Hmmmm...

2 Replies

@Lustig Andrei,

shitt?

Quit?

Pit?

1 Reply

@Ragman,

You've had five years to do this and you wait until now?

1 Reply

@engineer,

do what?

0 Replies

Willard Mittinghouse. Cool

0 Replies

There once was a feller named Mitt
Who just wouldn't give up and quit.
He's running again.
We hope it's in vain,
That irritating li'l dip-****.

Okay. Your turn.

1 Reply

@Lustig Andrei,

the once was a man named mittens

not real bright, and afraid of kittens

he built a big empire

just to have folks he could fire

I hope his balls get ridiculously frostbitten...

1 Reply

@Rockhead,

A Romney by the name of Mitt
Was not very much of a wit.
His jokes were as stale
As yesterday's ale.
We all wish he'd just up and quit.

1 Reply

Mitt Romney's a douche bag

catchy, aint it?

0 Replies

@Lustig Andrei,

We've been told of Wimpy Mitt
That bothers us all like zit
His brain is just dull
Far worse than my stool
He might as well just quit

I'm just following along, politics isn't my stuff.

1 Reply

@hyperdereky1,

I'm glad the public didn't fall, in the main, for Mitt or his pitch.

0 Replies

It's adios to candidate Mitt
A man sorely lacking both charm and wit,
With his tax returns a mystery,
He'll never go down in history,
And he sure won't be missed, not a bit.

0 Replies

@Lustig Andrei,

twit
lit
bit
fit
sit
hit
nit
pit
writ
tit
flit
brit

(preparing for a rainy weekend)

1 Reply

@ehBeth,

Thankee, msBeth. Might come in handy inasmuch as it's sure raining here in Hawaii right this minute.

1 Reply

@Lustig Andrei,

0 Replies

Attention to Mitt,
I first called him Milt,
an error soon quit,
proceeding to guilt
over gloves' fit.

0 Replies

Mitt Romney

Related Topics

Quick Links

My Account

able2know