McTag
 
Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 05:16 pm


Romney, Mitt. What kind of a name is that? Was he christened Mitchell, Kermit, or what? Mitterand? Are there any other Mitts?
 
JPB
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 05:26 pm
@McTag,
His name is Willard.
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 05:29 pm

I see from a brief Wiki look that he was named after a sportsman named Milton, nickname Mitt.

Also that he has a son named Taggart. I may have to revise my very poor opinion of him.

No, I won't.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 05:31 pm
@McTag,
It's a nickname he chose for himself, I believe.

Edit: I was wrong. "Mitt" is his actual middle name.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 06:26 pm
Mitt. Mitt. Doesn't rhyme with anything, does it? Too bad. We could make up a scurrilous piece of doggerel.

Hmmmm...
Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 06:34 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
shitt?

Quit?

Pit?
engineer
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 06:47 pm
@Ragman,
You've had five years to do this and you wait until now?
Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 06:49 pm
@engineer,
do what?
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jcboy
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 07:09 pm
Willard Mittinghouse. Cool
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 07:12 pm
There once was a feller named Mitt
Who just wouldn't give up and quit.
He's running again.
We hope it's in vain,
That irritating li'l dip-****.

Okay. Your turn.
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 07:18 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
the once was a man named mittens

not real bright, and afraid of kittens

he built a big empire

just to have folks he could fire

I hope his balls get ridiculously frostbitten...
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 07:54 pm
@Rockhead,
A Romney by the name of Mitt
Was not very much of a wit.
His jokes were as stale
As yesterday's ale.
We all wish he'd just up and quit.
thack45
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 09:47 pm
Mitt Romney's a douche bag



catchy, aint it?
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hyperdereky1
 
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Reply Mon 5 Nov, 2012 11:44 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
We've been told of Wimpy Mitt
That bothers us all like zit
His brain is just dull
Far worse than my stool
He might as well just quit

I'm just following along, politics isn't my stuff.
McTag
 
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Reply Thu 8 Nov, 2012 11:18 am
@hyperdereky1,

I'm glad the public didn't fall, in the main, for Mitt or his pitch.
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firefly
 
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Reply Thu 8 Nov, 2012 09:53 pm
It's adios to candidate Mitt
A man sorely lacking both charm and wit,
With his tax returns a mystery,
He'll never go down in history,
And he sure won't be missed, not a bit.



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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 8 Nov, 2012 10:16 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
twit
lit
bit
fit
sit
hit
nit
pit
writ
tit
flit
brit


(preparing for a rainy weekend)
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 01:54 pm
@ehBeth,
Thankee, msBeth. Might come in handy inasmuch as it's sure raining here in Hawaii right this minute.
DrewDad
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 01:57 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 9 Nov, 2012 02:07 pm
Attention to Mitt,
I first called him Milt,
an error soon quit,
proceeding to guilt
over gloves' fit.
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