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Thu 12 Dec, 2002 09:30 pm
A husband and wife were having breakfast.The husband
was ensconced behind his morning paper.
"You had a very restless night, dear," said the wife.
"And what's more you kept murmuring a woman's name in your
sleep.Now, tell me, who is Daisy?"
"Oh -er," he stammered, "the fact is, my dear, Daisy is the
name of a filly I backed yesterday.It won, 10-1, and
here's your share."
Handing his wife a five-dollar bill, he hid himself once
again behind the newspaper.
That evening, at the dinner table, his wife once again
returned to the attack.
"By the way," she said, "you know that horse you backed
yesterday?Well, she telephoned this afternoon."````
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