Last day at job...go out with a bang?

Create special " 75% off everything in store - next Monday only " sale!

This wouldn't be on the Lynnway, would it?

How about putting a horse's head in the boss's ride?

Yea, Car Center USA. I'm kidding. Not the Lynnway.

Did you(people in MA) hear about Car Center, though? They took advantage of a retarded guy, sold him a $60K BMW. Lied to the bank, put on his loan application he makes $70K a year when he made $1100/month...which led to a repo, which led to investigations, ect. They had a ton of complaints, and fraudulent behavior. Now they're pretty much all done. It was on channel 7 I think. Shannon O'Brien?

So Slappy, did you ever get your credit report cleaned up after that?

Yeah, it was Shannon O'Brien. Really sad story.
I've had an adventure or two myself shopping for cars on the Lynnway.

The best one ended with a sales guy chasing my car as I left the lot.

Is it over yer Did you bang the boss

The Lynnway does have a bunch of shady places.

Chasing your car? Now THAT is a "power close."

I'm here until around 7. This whole week wasn't exactly a "bang" at all...it's been slooooooow.

Gonna be a looooooong hour and a half, guy!

Given enough notice we could have staged a whole 'Cadillac Man' show for the place..dang.

This doesnt mean you wont be on as often will it? You'll still find that cushy ride where you can grace us with your gab, right?

I like the key idea too...hysterical.

Telling people what the cost is could work wonders-just tell them to come back Saturday and talk to the worst person there...thats feelin good when walkin out the door.

Maybe you shouldda had some hos in at lunch time and gone into the mens room or somethin
Ah well

Hope it was good, whatever it was

I liked Sug's idea too! But, alas, it's after 7pm. My vote is null.

What happened Slappy? Watcha do?

Slappy pulled off the ultimate coup. He hired me to take his place.

This town is gonna burn.

so, now Gus is gonna bang the boss!

I ordered gay escorts to show up today...

I did nothing, actually. Just wanted to put you in suspense.

I agree with the beer and cash suggestions. Go for it!

Is this your happy "I'm outta here!" dance?

sozobe, That's great! A+

I'm following this with great interest. 804 days until early retirement.

That is great! That is what I would do, definitely!