Fri 5 Mar, 2004 11:50 am
Today marks my last day selling the used whips here at the dealer.
What should I do to make the day more interesting? It's pretty slow, not much going on. I've come up with some ideas, feel free to add your own:
-Give them a frame of some of my pubes to remember me by.
-Bang my bosses wife.
-Put sugar in the car's gas tanks.
-Secretly take a couple sets of car keys with me, so they can't move the cars.
-Answer the phone the rest of the day(in a middle eastern accent) as "Thanks for calling Taliban Cleaners, how may I felch you?"
-If I talk to any customers on the lot, sincerely explain to them why they must buy TODAY, because when I listened to my Marylin Manson record this morning backwards, it told me if I don't sell a f'n car, everybody I cross paths with will come up with a serious case of crabs. Say this in a very serious tone. Then run away, pulling off my shirt.
-Buy a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, and sit on my desk with my feet up, proudly chugging beers and burping loudly.
do the beer thing, that's what I did when I left Brazil.
All my students had classes on how to drink beer in English (but it was their idea).
Take all the cash out of the wall safe.
I third the Blue Ribbon idea. Although, I'm a Miller High Life girl myself. Or maybe a 40 of Schlitz?
Get giant rolls of saran wrap and roll them under, over, and around a couple of cars. Add duct tape and give them hours of removal fun.
For the not-so-obvious, a couple of fish under the seat or in the trunk.
Or, you could lock each key in a different car until you had one key left. Then just leave it on your desk and let them figure it out.
Take a dump in the back seat of the most expensive car on the lot. Insert toothpick flag with "Thanks for the Memories" written on it.
slapster, i am certain you will come up with a combination of all of the above that will make the day memorable. I am personally in favor of the Taliban Cleaners though.
Why work, take the afternoon off?
Go for a beer and strippers.
Do the worst thing you could possibly do to a used car dealer...
...tell the customers how much the cars are really worth.
I like the beer idea, but you'll have to pick us all up on your way to work so we can all raise some hell. Once we all get there and get a buzz going, the sky is the limit. I'll be ready in an hour.
Crash a car.
Been there, done that. Test drive gone bad. Not the good times.
I'm a Miller High Life girl myself.
Me too, 'cept for the girl part.
I been sitting here thinking about my locking the keys in idea and I've got to tell you - I crack myself up.
Okay, so it's probably stupid but I still think it would be fun. This is assume there is only one key to each car.
Why not reprise "crazy naked hot dog guy"?
Sell me that beemer for $12.98 + tax. I'll give ya cash!
SealPoet - Uh Uh. Slappy promised it to me for 10 bucks yeaterday. I'll fight you for it! :wink:
Bring me lunch, and get a free BMW, keys and title in hand!!!
Get on the phone and order 10,000 yellow note pads to be delivered on April First of next year.