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NEW BRIDE AND GROOM

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Thu 12 Dec, 2002 09:20 pm
The New Bride & Groom

On their first night together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe.
The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture."

Puzzled she asks, "My picture?"

He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, my darling, let me get a picture".

He beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 9 Jan, 2003 09:08 pm
Wimmen are so cruel.
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