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God and the gambler

 
 
Heywood
 
Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 01:45 pm
One day a guy in New York hears Gods deep booming voice in the heavens:

"Fraaaank... you must go to Las Vegas!"

The guy, awestruck, says: "of course, my Lord!" He takes the first flight there. Then he hears the voice again:


"Go to the largest casino you find!"

Frank jumps in a cab, and he's there in minutes. The voice booms again:

"Take all your money out of your accounts and bring it to the roulette table!"

Frank cleans out his accounts, cashes the chips and hits the table. Shaking with exitement, he asks:"What now, Lord?" God answers:

"Put everything on number 26 red!"

Frank puts every cent on 26 red, the ball spins...and he loses. From the heavens above, Frank hears:
"F*ck!"

Laughing
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kickycan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Mar, 2004 03:45 pm
LOL!!! Thanks for the laugh.
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lenny
 
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Reply Thu 4 Mar, 2004 12:08 pm
Laughing
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crashlanded vr2
 
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Reply Mon 12 Apr, 2004 04:07 am
http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/11/roulette.win.reut/index.html
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