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ONE, TWO, THREE JUMP!

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 09:10 pm
A couple of doctors at the mental hospital decide to choose three patients to be given a test to see if they were ready to be set free. they bring three blonde men down to the pool area in a local recreation center. the pool is empty and they want to see if they'll jump. the doctors bring the men to the top of the 30ft diving board and decide to proceed with the test. the first blonde guy is dragged to the edge of the diving board and the doctors tell him to jump. the man jumps and falls 30ft to the bottom of the empty pool to break both of his legs. the second blonde guy is then dragged to the edge of the diving board and is told to jump. he jumps and falls 30ft to the bottom of the pool and breaks both of his arms. the last blonde guy is dragged to the edge of the diving board and is told to jump. he says no. amazed, the doctors congratulate him and tell him he's free to go. before he leaves, one curious doctor asks "what made you decide not to jump?" and the man replies "i can't swim"
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