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BLONDE'S NIGHT OUT

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 09:08 pm
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets
out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and
after looking around for a while selects a title that sounds very stimulating.


She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and
puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but
static on the screen. She got so mad and called the video store to complain.

Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the
tape, but static."

Store Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those
tapes. Which title did you rent?"

Blonde: "It's called, Head Cleaner."
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mikey
 
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Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 09:22 pm
I'm in tears here Misti......lol. I can just picture that one.
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Misti26
 
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Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 09:26 pm
Mikey, are you sure you weren't out with her?
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mikey
 
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Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 09:45 pm
ahhhhh ya i think, for 23 yrs or so lol. not tonight tho.
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Misti26
 
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Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 09:51 pm
Oh Mikey, I thought she was a redhead!
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mikey
 
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Reply Wed 11 Dec, 2002 11:52 pm
So did I ,
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chatoyant
 
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Reply Thu 12 Dec, 2002 09:10 am
Ummm Misti, I rented that one and I was pretty disappointed in it too. I mean the title ..... you know ..... I was expecting a little more!
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