@Ragman,
It could be an open competition.
Jespah, for example, in my view our finest comedic writer, an inveterate fantasy player here, could work up some words if she wanted to.
But wait, is George funnier? very smart guy who knows sports.
Cowdoc is a funny man, but crazy busy, so his contribution would be punchy..
ehBeth is no writing slouch: I bet her advice would be trenchant.
Sounds like a new thread pre next season.