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Wed 25 Feb, 2004 09:29 am
My dream in life...no, it's not to give Emanuel Lewis a bath...is to have a threesome with two hot chicks. Back to this later....
Now, I have a girlfriend, who is a hot chick, but doesn't like other hot chicks in that sense. Anyhoo, I still go out to bars, act like a clown and have good time with my friends.
One of my favorite things about this, is approaching women. It's fun, it's a rush, and sometimes makes for great story time later on. But now that I have a chick, I'm a "good boy" in the sense I won't cheat. HOWEVER, I still love approaching women. How do I do this, even when she's present?
I do it to set up, or embarrass my male friends. Take last night for example. Mardi Gras party in Boston. Myself and my friend, who typically has ZERO game talking to girls. He's the typical "nice guy" that just can't win. Not aggressive, gets emotional about girls too fast, but at the same time not a bad looking guy.
I have him follow me around the club, while I'm walking up to every living creature with breasts and a vagina. If you're familar with Mardi Gras, you know the game is women will do things to get your beads. Wanting to be a little different, I was asking girls what my friend could do to get THEIR beads. Of course it's Boston, so we're getting snotty responses and shut down by even the gross pigs. I tell one group of war pigs they're about as much fun as play-doh. We move on.
However, it's a numbers game. Like sales. You have to hit your "no" quota before you get a yes. Let's just say within 1 minute of striking up a conversation, I had one of the top 10 hottest girls in the club, Cameron Diaz's twin sister, doing body shots off my buddy's stomach, and vice versa. Hour later she's making out with her female friend, then my friend...you see where this is going, right?
Back to paragraph one. I get a voice mail from my friend this morning. Him, hot Cameron Diaz chick, her hot drunk female friend, had the good naked time in his bed.
DAMN YOU, RYAN!!!(as I shake my fist in the air). He owes me.
You're soooo right, slappy, he owes you for the rest of his life!!! Damn, boy, here did you go wrong? But it's ok to help a friend... sometimes, at least!
You should start a Wingman For Hire service. I know some guys that would benefit.
(But I really do like play doh...)
I didn't go wrong...you missed the part about me having a girlfriend.
Naaahh, I meant you helping a buddy...
Sugar wrote:You should start a Wingman For Hire service. I know some guys that would benefit.
(But I really do like play doh...)
Yea, like most of my guy friends. Some I don't even bother helping, they can't even speak to girls. This guy has no game as far as aggressively closing the deal, but can carry on a decent conversation.
And is decent looking. 90% of it right there.
Oh yea...I ended up driving Cameron Diaz's female friend's car back to my buddy's apartment, because she was so drunk. How drunk?
When I was pulling up, she pointed out how she has the same cd player in her car.
And you didn't even get a hummer for your efforts?
Lame dude.
Seriously. I asked, but he's not that type of guy.
Wait...did you mean...nevermind.
Threesomes are hot fantasies, but think about it with your head, Slappy. (Your brain, not the other one.) If she LIKED the idea of sex with another woman, you might be in serious trouble! Twice the competition, you might say!
Eva, I would have absolutely NO problem having sex competitions between two women....
... as long as Jell-O or mud is involved!
Slappy, Slappy, Slappy...(shaking head)...you just don't get it, do you?
If she LIKED the idea of sex with another woman, then she'd be a lesbian, and she wouldn't be interested in sex with YOU.
grrrrrr....I gotta spell everything out.......
Eva, there IS a thing called "bisexual." I've had sex with them before(females). There are girls who like sex with both men and women.
Just watch porn. Everything in porn is real.
Besides, stop trying to ruin my fantasies!!!
But Slappy, if she's bi, that means you've got to compete with women AND other men. Twice the chance that she'll find someone else she likes better.
Just go back and watch your movies and forget I said anything, okay? I REALLY hate ruining anyone's fun.
As Setanta would say......okbye.....
Everytime I see this topic all I can think of is those Corrs Light Wingman commercials and I can't get "Wiiinggmaaaan" out of my head so then I do net searches for clips and I'm getting no work done.
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Eva, we're talking fun one-nighters and what not...not long term relationships.
Oops! I thought this was a relationship when you said "girlfriend." My mistake.
Go play!
I've had the opportunity for the 3some, but the 2nd chick was TOO ugly. But if I were offered the chance again, with 2 hot chicks, I'd still be a bit hesitant. The way I think of it, if a girl is willing to jump into bed with you after just 2 hours of knowing you, how many other guys/girls has she done that with? But I'm paranoid about STD's. Plus I don't have enough penis for 2 chicks, sadly.
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