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Wed 25 Feb, 2004 07:22 am
a co-worker sent this to me (she works 5 desks down)
Some of these are really appropriate!! :-)
> >
> > 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
> >
> > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
> >
> > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
> >
> > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
> >
> > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they
> > don't have e-mail addresses.
> >
> > 6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the
> > phone in a business manner.
> >
> > 7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
> > get an outside line.
> >
> > 8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
> > different companies.
> >
> > 10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
> >
> > 11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
> >
> > 12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get
> > long-service awards.
> >
> > AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE...
> >
> > 13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
> >
> > 14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your
> >friends.
> >
> > 15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore,
> > except to send you jokes from the net.
> >
> > 16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
> >
> > 17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
> >
> > 18. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at your self.
You know you're living in 2004 when all the items in a funny list are preceded by '>>'