Tue 24 Feb, 2004 03:07 am
A blond police officer pulls over a blond in a convertible sports car for
speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blond driver for some ID.
The blond convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she
asks, "What does it look like?"
The blond police officer tells her "Its that thing with your picture on it".
The blond driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact,
opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She hands the compact to the
After a few seconds looking into the compact the blond cop rolls her eyes,
hands the compact back to the blond convertible driver and says, "If you
would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we
could have avoided this whole thing."