How are you a loser?

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Today - I just noticed, I am wearing on one foot a navy sock and on the other a black sock.

How are you a loser?

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[+5] - edgarblythe - 07/26/2012I wore out a pair of work shoes and set them aside to get tossed. But I forgot to toss them. One day I noticed that those shoes were in better shape than the ones I had on, so I threw away the...
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@Linkat,

I tend to trip.
I sing horribly badly.
(That's enough for now)

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I am a Democrat and a Boston Red Sox fan.

Joe(not necessarily in that order)Nation

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@ossobuco,

jeepers I have both of those issues as well - I am an even bigger loser.

I sing so bad that even as a child my mother (my own mother - the one who is supposed to love everything about you) - used to say if we have unwanted company we will just have linkat sing that will get rid of them.

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@Linkat,

I'm sure I can beat you. I too have trouble distinguishing sock colors, have to bring them to better light.

I tend to digress, a trait that is not favored by lots of the population.

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@ossobuco,

I once was the only eighth grader singing a funeral mass. I felt sorry for the family below.

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I'm a fan of the Columbus blue jackets and the Jacksonville jaguars... both names that'll no longer exist five years from now

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@ossobuco,

well this morning I remember having the conversation with my husband - I think these socks are navy - no black - I put 3 pair of socks together and I some how still managed (in the light) to choose one black and one navy.

forget about mentioning red ones....

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@ossobuco,

I remember in elementary school coming home with all As but a C in music. I asked my mom what should I do to improve my grade in music. She said maybe try singing louder (my mom is a sadist I think) - any way so I go back in music class and sing louder...

probably the only 3rd grader in history where the musuc teacher told him to stop singing so loud.

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@thack45,

who???

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@Linkat,

Columbus Blue Jackets woo!

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@Linkat,

eggs-actly.

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I'm flat-footed. I'm also deathly afraid of worms. There, I said it. Let the mockery begin.

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@sozobe,

They just traded the face of the team. Look forward toC-Bus NBA in 7-10 years. Will create better revenue for the city but, uhgch, NBA.

By the by, you all good after the storm soz?

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@Shapeless,

No, or you'd get after me about my high arches and fear of black widow spiders.

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@ossobuco,

I love it when people say the widow is more scared of us than we are of it. They don't know us, and black widows are not scared of anything but fire bad enough to leave their web. Houses have been burned to the ground for this.

I never mix socks. All but three pair are white, and I can tell white from black.

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@ossobuco,

At least black widows are mildly dangerous. Worms have done nothing to earn my fear except be yucky and gross.

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@roger,

Snicker.

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I wore out a pair of work shoes and set them aside to get tossed. But I forgot to toss them. One day I noticed that those shoes were in better shape than the ones I had on, so I threw away the newer ones and now have on the ones I meant to toss.

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@sozobe,

Made me think of the professional softball league - there is one somewhat in your neck of the woods - Akron, OH - about an 11 hour drive for me - might be fun to go to a game.

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