We are actually closing at the registry of deeds. My realtor is the anti-mortgage broker. He has been fantastic and is actually doing all the follow up work. He has reached out to the attorney for us and I've just received another email from him requesting the attorney's paralegal to set up everything.
The attorney had responded that this bozo (broker guy) emailed everyone and they are not ready to clear to close. (all we requested was whether they had everything to clear to close).
Bozo had responded to my email basically saying they will let us know today or Monday - close is supposed to be early Tuesday.
My request was simply "Dear Bozo: Please let us know if you have everything you need for our clear to close. Thank you."
Bozo response - no Dear - just "Underwriter will review all items that were received by our office on Tuesday afternoon, assuming that all items provided are complete, she should be able to issue the "clear to close" later this afternoon or early on Monday for a Tuesday closing. As soon as I am provided with notification that file has been signed off, I will advise."
Well how the h*ll are we supposed to know if underwriter has everything? We did send everything, we just want confirmation so we can close as scheduled. Not only would it screw as - as over the next 4 nights we need to stay in a hotel, but it would screw the sellers as they are closing for their purchase the same afternoon and their seller on their side.