Subject: Traffic Stop

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A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than
the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides
to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead
of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name.

"Fred," he replies.

"Fred what?" the officer asks.

"Just Fred," the man responds.

When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that
he used to have a last name but lost it.

The officer thinks he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with
it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the
time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. When
I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through
college, medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree
so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. After a while I got bored being a doctor
so I
decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way
through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling MD DDS. Got
bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant.
She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling MD DDS with VD. Well, the
ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred
Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away
my DDS
because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling
with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just Fred."

The officer walked away in tears laughing so hard and tore up the
warning Ticket.