Fri 29 Jun, 2012 01:08 pm
When I was a kid, fart rhymes were the fad. Nowadays, fart is now longer a taboo, even Leno does them. Here are two of my favorites.
There once was a man from Rangoon
Whose farts could be heard on the moon;
When you'd least expect 'em
They'd burst from his rectum
With the force of a raging typhoon!!
Gene, Gene made the machine, Frank Frank turned the crank.
Art, Art let a fart and blew it all apart
Since I have no sound, the only one I can think of is---
Here I sit in restful bliss, listening to the drizzling piss. Now and then a fart is heard, followed by a thundering turd