God's in heaven, thinking about where to go for vacation.
"How about mars?" an angel says. "Too hot" replies God.
"How about Venus?" the angel asks. "Too cloudy" God says.
"How about Earth?" the angel offers. "Whoa, no WAY!" God shouts. "Last time I was there I got some chick pregnant, and they're STILL talking about it!"
...Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Seriously though- Just ditto what Frank said, and that'll be my $.02 cents. If there is a God, I'd sure like him to come down and help us out. We can sure use it.