J.C. Penney recently faced the write of the Fundamentalist Christian group "Million Moms" who had a temper tantrum because they hired Ellen as their spokesperson.
They ignored the Christian hysterics, which was enough to earn my respect.
But now they have this ad.
Quote: (from the upper right corner) What makes Dad so cool? He's the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver--all rolled into one. Or two.
Take that hateful Christians.