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Mon 16 Feb, 2004 09:45 am
While the chances of getting pulled over during a long night of boozing it up are really IN your favor(there's more of us drinkers than there are cops on the road), you really shouldn't be drinking and driving. You might end up parking your car crooked, or something.
Sometimes, you find yourself in another dillemma, too. You have $12 in your pocket for a cab, but at the same time you're really hungry and want a pizza.
Walk over to Domino's, order a pizza for delivery...and just hitch a ride home.
sooo.....thats it?...... wheres the deep well reasoned insights weve come to expect from Dr Doo Hoo. Are you losing bladder control as well?
What if I told you that my youngest son was killed, run down like a squirrel in the road by a goddamm drunk driver?
Well, that made me feel ill.
{{{{Farmerman}}}}
Yes, me too. Ill is exactly the right word.
well, now I just made the biggest ass mistake on this line. I got hugs from caring people when , actually it was my kids pet squirrel Crockett that got run over by a lady, and she probably wasnt drunk but she was a real bitch when I told her shed have to arrange for Crocketts funeral.
Crockett would sit on my kids head and just lay there like a coonskin hat (hence the name) anybody else, the squirrel would dig your eyeball out , nasty little critters.
BUT, they do have a lot of dark meat. I was ambivalent about losing it, like having a pet cobra.
I speed up for squirrels.
OK, good. Sad for Crockett, and you earn a very evil eye from me for that one
, but, good.
farmerman wrote: What if I told you that my youngest son was killed, run down like a squirrel in the road by a goddamm drunk driver?
Well...what if, what if I told you my youngest brother was killed by a damn farmer?
Thas awright. Theyre learning how to use 9mm
What if I was to tell everyone here that squirrels, owned by the Amish, and carrying handguns, stole 12 dollars from my son and then shot him dead in front of the pizza parlor?
(isn't that the direction this thread is going in?)
I saw that in the paper. Its a damn shame that them squirrels dont go out and get jobs like other folks.
Yeah... them friggin's squirrels! F' em!
If you make fun of the Amish on the internet, they wouldn't know, would they? Say, did you hear about the high-rolling Amish poker player who raised 3 barns on a bluff and won a horse-drawn Bentley?
cav, dude, where the hell ya been/
You guys are a riot, lol!
damn, that's a funny url, earl.
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