Most of you probably didn't even know I was married. Well, the truth of the matter is, I was married for several years but the wife bitched too much so I tied a weight around her neck and threw her into the swamp.
Just kidding! About the weight anyway. I did toss her in the swamp and she swam away.
I heard she's been around town these last couple of years, but I haven't seen her. Some of the boys tell me she's been doing a little prostituting down on the corner of Elm and 14th.
Kind of bothers me a little bit since we're technically still married but then I figured, hell, I had her... might as well share.
She's not a bad-lookin' broad. She's out in my yard, behind a tree, just kinda starin' at the house.
Should I let her in?
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