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Oh great, now Gertrude is mad at me.

 
 
Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 08:21 am
I've been seeing Matilda quite a bit lately, and sometimes Priscilla will drop in for a quickie, but I've placed Gertrude on the back burner because she refuses to wear the sheer nightie I purchased for her at Frank's Earthworms and Sheer Nighties.

Why are women like that? I think back to all the romantic evenings Gertrude and I have had over the years, and for her to throw it away because of a stupid little thing like a nightie is, frankly, baffling to me.

She been yelling things outside my window all night. I haven't slept a wink. Now I have to do my chores but I'm afraid to go outside and confront Gertrude.

Some of the stuff she's been yelling during the night was hurtful. Things like, "HEY, RATZENHOFER.... YOU AIN'T GETTIN' ANY FROM ME!" or "GUSTAV IS A LECHEROUS OLD GOAT!"

I'm afraid she's serious this time. And frankly I'm a little horny right now and could use a little of Gertrude's attention.

Let me peek out the window. Maybe I can get her to change her mind.

http://www.suddenlysenior.com/downwithsexanim.gif

Damn! It doesn't look good.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 08:30 am
You're gonna have to crawl, Gus...
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 08:36 am
Load up the ole blunderbuss with buckshot, Gus, and go out and face her like a man...er...a Ratzenhofer. Don't forget to wear the kevlar vest.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 08:38 am
Easy for you to say, Merry. You've never had to face the wrath of Gertrude.

I'd rather wrestle alligators than go out there right now.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 08:51 am
I thought this kind of thing added spice to your relationship...just wait until you kiss and make-up.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 08:54 am
Why, or why, did she have to wear those black high heels today? I'm weakening.
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 08:58 am
Oh, come on Gus!!! You don't mean to tell me that you forgot how to tickle her fancy. Remember last summer when we were looking for leeches down by the swamp and you told me how excited Gertrude got when you'd pull her dress up over her head and smear her with maple syrup?

Grab that maple syrup, go out there and do her up Gus ;-)
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 10:22 am
How does one with so many years still have the energy to get it on so much?!? Shocked
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Ceili
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 11:37 am
Child, Gus is a man of mysterious talent, watch and learn.
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 11:38 am
If he can tell me how to keep the lead in my pencil....I'm all ears.
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Individual
 
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Reply Sun 15 Feb, 2004 06:44 pm
Wow, gus. Nice catch...She's almost as sexy as you!
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