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Should I marry for love, money, or both?

 
 
Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 09:03 am
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“If marriage is radically redefined as being just a way of affirming private feelings of loving attraction, than equality will require allowing people who loves dogs to marry dogs and people who love ice cream to marry ice cream,” said Dr., yes, Dr. Daniel Heimbach of the Southeastern Baptist Theological Seminary, with rays of God’s sunshine reflecting off his bald head.

http://bostinno.com/2012/05/10/jon-stewart-makes-fun-of-north-carolina-and-ice-cream-marriage-video/

I have three brides in waiting:
Haagen Daaz ice cream, a passion filled marriage made in love and respect;
Ben and Jerry's ice cream, a marriage supported by a wealthy family. Our family will be supported financially forever with a lavious lifestyle;
Starbucks ice cream, little bit of passion and a decent family fortune....

So? What say you? Which pint of ice cream should I marry since gay marriage is legal in the state of New York?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 09:15 am
@tsarstepan,
Dulce de Leche, eh?
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 09:58 am
@tsarstepan,
Is polygamy allowed?? I dunno.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 09:59 am

Don 't freeze anything off, tho.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 12:03 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
I'm writing to Gov. Andrew Cuoumo to see if they can legalize polygamy so I can marry a three scoop banana split Sunday. Marry all three ice creams!
PUNKEY
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 12:19 pm
Forget that, I'm going to marry the ice cream maker. Then I can have any flavor I want,til death do us part.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 12:44 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
OmSigDAVID wrote:

Is polygamy allowed?? I dunno.

Excellent question David!
I can marry into a three scoop banana split Sunday if I can get Gov. Andrew Cuomo to sign it into law!
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 12:53 pm
@tsarstepan,
Now that gay marriage is possible in New York, why don't you marry Ben or Jerry? That would be a marriage for both love (of ice cream) and money.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 12:56 pm
@Thomas,
Thomas wrote:
Now that gay marriage is possible in New York, why don't you marry Ben or Jerry?
That would be a marriage for both love (of ice cream) and money.
or Ben AND Jerry
Thomas
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 01:01 pm
@OmSigDAVID,
Mr. Cuomo hasn't legalized polygamy quite yet. Other than that, sure! Why settle for Ben or Jerry if you can have them both?
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JPB
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 01:02 pm
@tsarstepan,
Very Happy Mr. Green
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Thomas
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 01:03 pm
@tsarstepan,
Ooops! That's what I get for responding to the title without reading the initial post. When I suggested the Tsar's future spouses, I thought I was being original and funny. Now I'm seeing I got, um, scooped.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 01:06 pm
@Thomas,
Thomas wrote:
Ooops! That's what I get for responding to the title without reading the initial post.
When I suggested the Tsar's future spouses, I thought I was being original and funny.
What effect will this union have upon preservation of his Dynasty ??
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 03:10 pm
Used to be you could get a small batch maker in the Star Market (I forget the brand name) who made - no lie - Guinness ice cream. It had little salt-free pretzels in it.

Find that and -- shniff -- marry it.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 03:51 pm
Grumble, nobody got that mine was a pun.
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 04:14 pm
@tsarstepan,
Getting MARRIED Tsar?!

I didn't even know you were pregnant!
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 04:16 pm
@ossobuco,
ossobuco wrote:

Grumble, nobody got that mine was a pun.


I did.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 05:27 pm
@dlowan,
I go to the gym (not often enough) enough to keep my shape from revealing my pregnancy. Surprised. I'm in my 8th or 9th trimester.
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 07:34 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:
I go to the gym (not often enough) enough to keep my shape from revealing my pregnancy. Surprised.
I'm in my 8th or 9th trimester.
U gotta PERPETUATE your Dynasty.

I 'm sure that YOUR efforts r as energetic as those of Henry VIII !
He had nothing on U !
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 13 May, 2012 08:01 pm
@tsarstepan,
I have discovered Sooo delicious coconut milk ice cream.

but I can't afford to date it, let alone marry...

Sooo expensive...
 

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