Now Here's One Tough Sumbitch

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How very human of them . . .

yeah, well try swimming with my 32 biting into your thigh...lol...that is why i never swim in the ocean....:-)

Why, thank you , bear. Oh - Thought you were talking about me. Let me check the link, then.

Jesus. The last question I asked my friends before I left their place tonight was "Going snorkelling tomorrow?"

Eek

and my husband wants to know why I do not want to swim in the ocean

Reminds me of the badger in "The God's must be crazy"

Lucky guy...good thing this little fellow's mom wasn't the culprit.

Wow, I heard about this on the radio tonight. I was flabbergasted.

What's the big deal? I once had a snapping turtle clamped onto my johnson.

Why didn't I get any recognition for that?

It's not such a big deal. The guy didn't even need stitch's.
I'd say the guy was silly more than tough. Snorkling 300 metres offshore without a buddy is not real smart... and wobbegong's only bite when you piss them off, so the question is, what was he doing to the shark that made it bite him?

Well Gus, I think I speak for most of us here, when I say we were shielding out eyes.
I was so badly shaken, by your bloodcurdling screams, that Mildred, martha, millicient whatever her name is, told me not to worry, it wasn't a pretty sight, and not worth being upset about. I assumed she'd tend to your needs, but I was unaware you wished us to have us recognize your suffering, so in honour of your wounded johnson....I organized a parade in memory of your privates...
As you can see the whole gang from A2K flew in. The guys down at the hardware store showed us a great time, send our regards. I hope this makes you feel better, and best wishes for a quick recovery.

Gus, if you're thinking of some sort of legal action....

"You can put it in the hands of your attorney, but it won't stand up in court!".

BPB - you call that tough!?! This is TOUGH!!!!!

Trapper miner cuts off own arm

What DOES piss off wobbegongs? Tell me, so I don't ever do it....
I mean, I have had a lizard clamped to my thumb - but a shark attached to my leg? Please....

dlowan, I would recommend that you refrain from acting like a wascally wabbit when in the presence of the wobbegongs.......

I owe you for that one, Ceili. How the hell you got BPB and the boys to ride on that float was beyond me. I did cringe a little when that giant turtle came into view, kind of instinctively crossed my legs and winced actually, but overall it was a hell of a time. Thanks again.

I am surprised there was no sculpture of your johnson, Gus - especially in THAT crowd.

Please do not lump me in with those skinheads.....