HULLO OUT THERE -- this is earth calling !!!

My god! This has been sitting here, unanswered since the last time I checked in. I'm ready to go back and prune back my ignore list.

Ya know, it even seems like we've both heard all the same jokes

We must hang out with the same type of lunatics, Roger. You're up there in -- Farmington, is it? I blame my own lunacy on all the time I've spent in Roswell and environs.

Roswell. Harrumpf. We've got our own site between Aztec and the La Plata Highway.

Roswell's OK> They claim to have the largest mozzarella cheese factory in the USA there. That and the longest Main Street. Runs something like 16 miles if you count Main and North Main as extensions of each other. And the world-famous UFO Museum, of course.

Your signal is being received by one of our outpost monitors in the Regulan 3 district .
We mean no harm to your species and will soon be returning your missing as soon as we can get this kakamaymee cheap Chinese intergalactic transmutator piece of crap working.
(UPS doesnt deliver in this sector of the galaxy due to some Federation treaty that would be violated-therefore weve had to send to canada for parts).

meanwhile, be peaceful and love one another (many times would be good but that may be tiring for some of you who are abundant ly bestowed in the Galactic time sense).

Look to your skies for we shall send communication (of course not when it is precipitating because that would just be silly to stand there looking up and expecting to see anything besides precipitational particles).

Live long and perspire

No sweat, my Regulan friend. We shall preserve...er...persev...whatever.

Hey, Andy. Some poor slobs have to work. I'm one of 'em. If I wasn't editing two three-hundred page books both due on the same date, I'd be here more. You know I'm awake.

Poor lonely guy.

I'm not convinced that I can behold AND clever at the same time. Which do you really want?

I missed the part about being clever. Now I'm worried about what I'm missing when I'm working.

It's always something.

Andy, you're a trouble-maker.

And I mangled "be good".

K, conspiracy of the Titanic.

Was it really the Titanic, or its sister ship that wasn't insured and had issues.

Why were there very few life boats verses the amount of people on board.

And, wazzzz the Captain drunk and retired to bed alone, maybe, not sure.

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Why waste money on extra life boats when you're positive that the ship is unsinkable?

Ah man, that killed that conversation I tried......

No, no, you did good. In this centennial year of the sinking of that "unsinkable" tub, the Titanic is always a good topic.

Well, I have racked my brain for an HOUR trying to come up with something you can talk about lols....

I did read in a magazine, of a great grandaughter who "claims" that her Great Grandmother returned from the ship, minus her lover who was married, they ran away... She was pregnant and he gave her a necklace, identical to that of the one played out in the movie (which made me cry) cause I am a sook Fact or fiction on that note, who knows...But it looked the same

life boats usually come with instructions and these are rarely in verse form.

Oh, so they assumed, we know how that so doesn't work.... Don't read, just assume : )

who the hell reads instructions . I sure as hell dont. Real men dont screw around with instructions.

Wait, it's a challenge is it not? To read and succeed? ....