HEY CANAJUNS--(A modest proposal to prevent the Atantic Provinces from becoming a burden ...)

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Joi)n the US!!.

1Youd beat out any Dunkin Donuts outfit with yer Timmy's

2You dont talk any funnier than do New ENglanders

3Youd jump our national IQ by at least 35 points (That way we wouldnt be tied with Uzbekistahn in math and geography)

4We wouldnt have no more lobster wars

5We could build a toll road from Nova Scotia (thatd have to change to "New Scotia" if ya dont mind across NEW Brunswick, across Maine and into the Canadian heartland so the rest of Canada could benefit by increased trade opportunities

6 You wouldnt have to force yer kids to put gravy on french fries

7Some other stuff comes to mind but I cant think of em now.

I think itd work out real well.Im gonna start a petition

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[+4] - roger - 04/17/2012Where did you think Canadian "bacon" came from?

@farmerman,

WELL we are going to build the E?W cross Maine Highway, anyway. Its going to be a privatley funded toll road That enters the US at ST Stephen and reenters CAnada in the asbestos mining areas of Gog and MAgog and into Montreal. Neat tourist road and itl probably be a toll road.

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@farmerman,

Ah, just kill and eat 'em and have done.....think of all that yummy extra land.

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@farmerman,

That idea is certainly well ahead of the proposal to add Mexico as the 51st state.

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@dlowan,

egad maam. Of what are you speaking?? Eat People?? Canadians ???

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@Lustig Andrei,

its what i do. I looked at the proposed route of the proposed toll road and said'Hell, youre gonna need a passport at each end of the road"

The road goes through swamps in Maine and ends up in the low hills of Quebec>

Just moose and maple syrup in between.

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@farmerman,

Where did you think Canadian "bacon" came from?

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@farmerman,

Well, that was the nature of the original modest proposal. Only you have extended it to Canajuns.

I gather they are leaner meat than the average sub-Canadian North American? Not sure about Alaska.

And a huge deep freezer right alongside to store the meat! AND we are killing off the polar bears, so the cache would be relatively safe.....at least until all the glaciers and permafrost and ice melts!

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@dlowan,

Seeing as how you seem to wish to confuse me with some other not-so-swift contributor, my "modest proposal" does not consider gustation at all.

I wish to invite the ATlantic Provinces to join up with their southern neighbors. That mere act will raise the collective IQs of both countries (Im not sayin we aint real smart down here but if you stand on any street corner in a small town I can bet your conclusion).

The Canajuns have already been gearing up to join us because theyve already got the stars and stripes on their 2 and 5 dollar bills. (Course I need my glasses to make sure)

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In fairness, we should have to give Canada something in return for getting the Nova Scottish Place and the other fishy sections of the continent.

I vote we let them have both Dakotas, North and South, as well the top half of Minnesota (nothing but sand) and the Upper Peninsula (pretty much a done deal there already you betcha.)

We'll probably have to move Mt. Rushmore~~~~

Joe(or make another one.)Nation

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@Joe Nation,

seems fair enough, wonder what the otline of the US map'd look like then?

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@Joe Nation,

Joe Nation wrote:

I vote we let them have both Dakotas, North and South, as well the top half of Minnesota (nothing but sand) and the Upper Peninsula (pretty much a done deal there already you betcha.)

Last year I noticed that in quite a few seaside places in NH Canadian-French is the main language ...

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@Walter Hinteler,

Are you saying we should invite the Quebecois?? Because I'm for that.

Joe(Bonjour!)Nation

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@Walter Hinteler,

Jeezus, if we invite the quebekians ere gonna have to invite the Newfoundlanders and the Labradoridians

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@farmerman,

and you'd have to learn some sort of French! Dem French Canucks are pretty resistant to English, I've heard!

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

Jeezus, if we invite the quebekians ere gonna have to invite the Newfoundlanders and the Labradoridians

You might get some decent dogs out of it, then Twisted Evil

(this from a non-dog person, you understand!)

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@margo,

c'es si bon eh

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@ehBeth,

oui, madame

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@margo,

Mais non, c'est toute fucké ...

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