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Sat 7 Feb, 2004 12:42 am
Have you noticed that since Janet Jackson's boob popped out of her dress and literally seemed to have a life of its own as it appeared to be trying to escape the confines of the gladiator outfit and make a mad dash to the stands where it could watch the second half of the game with the rest of the boobs in the crowd, specifically the ones with cheese wedges on their heads, that the subject of boobs is now running rampant on A2K?
Seems to me every other thread has something about boobs. Boobs in kettles, boobs in space, boob mania, why do I have boobs queries, boobs in the White House, etc. etc.
Let's put the boob talk to rest, people.
Let's instead talk about grains of sand or perhaps the decomposition process of the maple leaf.
Just throwing out ideas here.
I like to watch grass grow, myself....
Yes I agree Gus. I'm with dlowan, I love watching grass grow :-D
Okay...so tell us more about your hut by the swamp and how your cow is doing after it was disqualified at the fair.
you really seem fired up here Gus. You got your suspenders wrapped around your neck again?
A can of worms isn't all she opened!
just a question , just take a look cause if your suspenders are wrapped around your neck again it can pinch your carotid artery and , the first symptom is you start b ecoming easily annoyed at things.
Ill see you down at the feed mill , Old man Drunnen has just installed a Cappacino machine by the molasses pump. Pretty good too, cept ,every so often you get a chunk of corn cob in your foam.
Let's hear it for wardrobe malfunction.
Next a2k gathering: Lake Titticaca.
Phoenix
I remember The Gong Show very well, as does every red blooded American couch potato(e). Chuck Barriss understood the principle of the Golden Kazoo and engrained his concept of entertainment deep within the Couch Potato psyche. I too noted that Gus's post seems to be ripped from Barriss's playbook. Fortunately, some of us arrived here to elevate his thread to a higher level.
Edgar rides in on his white horse and announces....
Quote:I too noted that Gus's post seems to be ripped from Barriss's playbook. Fortunately, some of us arrived here to elevate his thread to a higher level
Thank God you got here in time, Edgar. The whole thread was in danger of spiraling into a quagmire of quirkiness.
Your mere presence lends an aura of respectability and wisdom to a thread that would otherwise be meaningless.
For this.... I thank you.
i heard there were some grains of sand that needed sorting around here, so i thought i'd drop by.
Grab that little plastic bucket over there, Beth, and I'll get you started. Oh, and you'll need that little shovel too.
Better get her a marker so that she can put numbers on them, Gus.
I have now idea what you're talking about Gus. I have conducted myself here on A2K with nothing but dignity and decorum......
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decorum personified
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