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Why do women have boobs?

 
 
Reply Fri 6 Feb, 2004 09:00 pm
Why do women have boobs?
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Portal Star
 
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Reply Fri 6 Feb, 2004 09:44 pm
To feed children?

To provide you with a lecherous icon?

I dunno, tell me.
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Ceili
 
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Reply Fri 6 Feb, 2004 10:19 pm
Most mammals have boobs, you have 'em too.
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onyxelle
 
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Reply Fri 6 Feb, 2004 11:25 pm
Re: Why do women have boobs?
Child of the Light wrote:
Why do women have boobs?


to squirt bothersome men in the eye w/ milk when preggers.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 6 Feb, 2004 11:36 pm
Ha!!
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Montana
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 01:20 am
A whole lot of boob talk flying around here these days.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 08:23 am
Boobs outnumber penises two to one.
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 08:30 am
A better question would be:

Why do men have nipples?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 08:47 am
Been there, done that, Frank.

Why the disparity in body hair, I'd like to know.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 09:10 am
So they can be useful.
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 10:29 am
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
So they can be useful.


Close but the punchline is......

So you have something to look at while you're talking to them. Laughing
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 10:30 am
SealPoet wrote:
Been there, done that, Frank.

Why the disparity in body hair, I'd like to know.



So did the late Stephen Jay Gould. Great essay.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 03:21 pm
Was driving through the Boston 'burbs this morning when somthing caught my eye. There's this really bizarre house in Carlisle MA. Has a twenty foot tall fibergalss Santa out front.

I noticed this moring that St. Nick is tethered.

By his nipples.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 03:29 pm
it's february. why is st. nick still out there? does he like nipple clamps, or somethin'?
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Miller
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 05:46 pm
SealPoet wrote:
Boobs outnumber penises two to one.


Under normal circumstances, that would be the case. However, a few women are born with one breast and a few are born with 3 or more breasts. Developmental abnormalities during in utero growth, are the cause of these variations. Confused
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Child of the Light
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 05:50 pm
Miller wrote:
a few are born with 3 or more breasts. [/u]growth, are the cause of these variations. Confused


I wish I could meet one of those!
Miller
 
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Reply Sat 7 Feb, 2004 05:50 pm
SealPoet wrote:
Been there, done that, Frank.

Why the disparity in body hair, I'd like to know.


One cause of the difference in hair density between males and females is the level of testosterone in men and women. Likewise, when women become postmenopausal, the hair on specific areas of their bodies increases ( i.e. beards!)...all due to the fall in estrogen levels and the relative increase in testosterone levels in women. Smile
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Sun 8 Feb, 2004 01:14 am
Sorry Tweetie, body hair is related to androgens. The first 'flush' during puberty is a response to increase androgen production, not primarlity testosterone. Hair, and it's 'prominence', relates to both primary and secondary sexual characteristics.

Women, and eunichs, can expect to have a full head of hair. Men can expect to visibly grey as they age, much in the way that a 'silverback' gorilla visibly advertises his status.
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Miller
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2010 12:04 pm
@Child of the Light,
Child of the Light wrote:

Miller wrote:
a few are born with 3 or more breasts. [/u]growth, are the cause of these variations. Confused


I wish I could meet one of those!


For a spiritual reason?
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