Mickey, Fenway Franks, and Little Boys

So Mickey Mouse goes to a judge and asks for a divorce from Minny Mouse. The
judge says, "Let's see here. It says you want a divorce because Minny is
crazy. I'm sorry, but I can't grant you a divorce just because she's crazy"
Mickey goes, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fu**ing Goofy."


Did you hear how Michael Jackson got sick?

-He ate a five year old weiner.