Obviously They've Never Been To Fayetteville....

They're just continuing to walk the long line of military rapists.

You mean Fayette-Nam?

Ain't that the ugly truth . . .

At the height of the Viet Nam conflict, I was in the house band at the Pink Pussycat off Bragg Blvd. and it was crazy times I can tell you.

Knew a boy in Smithfield, who, whenever he got a chunk a change in his pocket, went down to Fayette-Nam an' got him a hooker. Always came back beat-up an' broke . . .

I always stop in Fayetteville on my way from Florida to NY. I had NO idea!!!!

They've cleaned it up a great deal since back in the day, but hookers used to come in from as far as Texas to work military payday weekends.....the years I was there working the bars was a real circus no pun intended...if you can imagine a Clive Barker type Satanic circus...I saw more **** go down than the porta potty man........we used to go down to hey street on saturday afternoon and stop for a pitcher at each topless bar until we made our way to Rick's Lounge at the corner. Then we got in the van and drove our VERY well oiled asses up Bragg Blvd. to the Pink Pussycat and STARTED our Saturday night show drunk and God knows what else. As we were doing that 600 to 800 young GI's waiting to ship to Viet Nam dropped acid, and then we all met at the club.

Good times, bad times you know I've had my share, as the song says. :wink:

What dose that article, have to do with Fayetteville?

Fayetteville is bad but it doesn't even come close to South Korea. In Korea you can still get a hair cut, hot shave and a blow job for $3.

I once got an overnight for two wool army blankets, and a bar of Dial soap (they were very brand conscious in Korea then--suspect they still are).

Ahhhh...capitalism at its finest!
Tacoma wasn't as bad, but it certainly tried pretty hard. I recall a certian strip club called the "New Player's Club" in Lakewood, where the lap dances were exceptionally close, and sometimes the latex barrier would be dispensed with if the dancer in question was kissing willie. We saw many of the patrons of this club, and other similar ones (Lipstix, and Nightbox, for example) in the ED at three am after a few days of exceptionally painful urination. A delegation of enlisted medics from the ED at Madigan went to check the place out, purley as a research exercise, you understand!

guam has a number of strip clubs/bars, it's big money time there when carriers and such make a port call.

oh, and the "massage" parlors don't do too bad either.

Whenever the Navy hit a town in Korea where i was stationed, the price of everything skyrocketed until they shipped out again. Damned swabbies . . .

The nerve!!

Lakewood? I would have guessed Arvada.

Er...Lakewood Washington, a suburb of Tacoma. But in the case of Colorado, you would be right.

BP, didn't you get bottomless jugs in those topless bars??

Big jugs AND big bottoms on Hey St. there, my aussie friend.

A TEXAS CELEBRATION OF INDEPENDENCE

You are cordially invited
to a

TEXAS CELEBRATION OF INDEPENDENCE
March 2
Southfork Ranch

5:00 PM
Hostesses:

The Yellow Roses
Susan, Sherry , Martha


On March 2, one hundred and sixty years ago, Texas declared its independence from Mexico. In honor of this monumental occasion, and the cultures which have influenced our state, we are hosting a traditional Texas feast. In addition to the Cheyenne Indian Nation, six independent countries have claimed the territory which is now the State of Texas.

We pay tribute in our menu and festivities to the native Indians, the French, the Spaniards, the Mexicans, the United States, the Confederacy and the Republic of Texas. The menu selected for this celebration includes both formal and informal dining pleasures.


THE YELLOW ROSES WELCOME YOU!

The popular television show of several years ago, Dallas, introduced the Southfork Ranch across America and abroad as the Texas way of life. We have chosen this locale because of this notoriety, and the visions which spring to mind at the mention of this Texas ranch. As you preview our menu selections, we hope that you will enjoy the variety of traditions which we have incorporated into our celebration.

Guests will be greeted to Southfork by an avenue of flags representing the history of our state. At the base of each flagpole will be native yellow roses. Each guest will be personally presented with a dewy, long-stemmed Texas yellow rose as they are greeted at the formal entrance by the Yellow Roses of Texas.


TEXAS APPETIZERS ARE SERVED AT 5:00PM

Appetizers will be served in the public rooms and patio area around the pool at Southfork while guests are entertained by, and encouraged to participate in, traditional dances, the Spanish Flamenco, the French Minuet, the Mexican El Jarabe Tapatio and La Raspa, the Southern Cotillion Grand March, and the Texas Cotton Eyed Joe.

Large vases of fresh cut native flowers including lantana, bluebells, ferns, spider lilies and purple cone flowers will grace the indoor public rooms. Bright colored linens with centerpieces of Texas cowboys boots filled with yellow roses will cover the tables on the patio.

TEXAS FORMAL DINING, 7:00 PM

In keeping with the traditions established by the French, Spanish and Mexicans, the next three courses (soup, fish, and game) will be presented in a formal candle-lit atmosphere in the Southfork dining room.

Imported French cut crystal, the finest silver from Spain and Mexico, and monogrammed china will grace the table. Texas yellow roses and candelabras will be used for the centerpiece; classical music from France and Spain will be played softly in the background. Serving attendants
will be dressed in the formal wear of the early 1800's in keeping with the atmosphere of the dining.


FAYETTEVILLE 1974, 8:00 PM

After The Yellow Roses - Susan, Sherry , Martha - will divest themselves of any clothing, except a thong, and start to hand out massive amounts of beer in the 'Jugs'n'Jugs' chug-a-thon. Guests are encouraged, even required, to getting well and truelly liquored up, throw the remainder of the food at each other and engage in fist-fights in the galleries. Amorous guests will be required to rut like 'ground-hogs in cornpone' on the front lawn. Firearms may be recklessly discharged.


POLICE AND SWAT TEAMS ARRIVE, 1.37 AM

Guests too drunk to get away can expect to be arrested and held till bail posted. Personal guests of Bi-Polar Bear can expect to be beaten with billy-clubs and escorted to the State Line.