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Funniest Jokes You've Ever Heard

 
 
Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2012 10:26 pm
My go to joke if I have nothing else in mind is:

Me: What's blue and fluffy?
You: What?
Me: Blue fluff (pause for rolling of eyes)
Me: What's brown and sticky?
You: What?
Me: A brown stick (again, pause for a little laugh)
Me: What's purple and fluffy?
You: Purple fluff
Me: No, blue fluff holding its breath (pause for laughter)

Okay, it's not the funniest bunch of jokes in the world but say them in quick succession and it does its job...
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MrsVISHOUS2012
 
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Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2012 10:30 pm
@Procrustes,
A for affort Wink

I have a joke, it's a bit rude but do you want to see?
Procrustes
 
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Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2012 10:32 pm
@MrsVISHOUS2012,
Shoot, just as long it's not racist or anything of that nature.
MrsVISHOUS2012
 
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Reply Sat 25 Feb, 2012 10:57 pm
@Procrustes,
Oh maybe i shouldn't do the best one i have, it's offending to everyone. Ok this one is innocent:)

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is Politics?" Dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I'm the head of the family, so call me the president. Your mother is the administrator of the money, So call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, So we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider the working class, And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now think about that and see if it makes any sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his Diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think i understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is in deep s!it.
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priyasharma081782
 
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Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2012 12:05 am
@Procrustes,
lol!
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Advocate
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2012 04:16 pm
Romney is so rich that he taught his dog how to roll over -- an IRA.
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space007
 
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Reply Thu 14 Jun, 2012 04:04 am
@Procrustes,
It dose
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