A computer tech guy was having a job interview over lunch in a restaruant. When he goes to the bathroom, he notices Gates at another table. Exited at this opportunity, he approaches Bill and says
"Oh my God! Your Bill Gates! I'm Jeff. Could you do me a HUGE favor? I'm in an interview, and it would be an incredible bonus if you could come over and say 'hi' to me, as if we knew one another! Could you please help me out I really need this job!"
Bill, happy to help out another who's starting out in his field of work says "Sure!"
Later, as the computer tech guy is talking with his potential employer during the meal, Bill Gates strolls over. The potential employer is wide-eyed when Bill says "Hi, Jeff! How are things?"
The computer tech guy looks up and says.........
"F*ck off, Gates, I'm busy!"