Cold remedies

Heat about 1/3 inch of honey in a jelly glass (in a pan of very hot water). Now add about the same amount of lemon juice, and mix till they are both hot. Finally, add enough whiskey to double the volumn. Drink quickly, but don't chug, just before bedtime. Go to bed and cover up. In the morning, you will be much better.

In my current state of misery and indifference, i was thinking suicide would be the best option for fast, fast relief.

Permanant solution to a temporary problem. I like my way better.