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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 08:34 pm
get it ? swallow,Capistrano'

can someone remember the instructions on the detonation of the sacred handgrenade of Antioch?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 08:39 pm
oh, gag, yes, ah do. Listen, March 19th is really a relative time...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 08:44 pm
No it's not . . . is specificaly is, and has been throughout my life . . . my brother's birthday . . .
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 08:49 pm
whens the big day in hinkley?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 08:51 pm
Beats Hell outta me . . . i'd say, if yer lookin' fer vultures, all ya gotta do is hang aroun' some road kill on a back road . . . no need to make a special trip to Hinckley . . .
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Smiley
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:00 pm
Rutabaga.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:06 pm
Quote:
i poured OJ into my cereal


dag! i used to put oj on my grape nuts!


which made them shrivel up and retract, and was quite embarassing for the grape.


(really, though, used to do it. but i was just copying the girl with the g lungs who sat next to me in calculus, which is a hard class at 7:15 in the morning and you're stoned.)
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:22 pm
truly embarassing. why were you doing that in your calculus class?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:22 pm
he was hopin' to get lucky . . .
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:35 pm
just the way us country boys were livin' at the time. there was a truck turnout on the way to school where you could just pass someone on the right if you got up to about 80 and slipped back in and hit the brakes before the curve.

most of us didn't have cable tv, see...
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:40 pm
7:15 in the morning, you're kidding, right? March 19th was also a boss's birthday, that plus the swallows, way auspicious.
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Smiley
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:45 pm
RUTABAGA





... oh well. I tried.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 09:45 pm
Early bird gets the worm.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 10:48 pm
So, listen, what is in that pie in your avatar, Smiley??
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2004 10:53 pm
turnip?
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Smiley
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2004 12:25 am
Yeah, the avatar's a bit fuzzy huh.
It's about 200 people standing in front of a building.

They're very upset because the photographer keeps them standing while he gets the exposure just right. None of them have rutabagas. Maybe a turnip or two though.
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2004 03:59 pm
MANGE TOUT?

MANGE toute?

MANGET TOUT?
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2004 04:20 pm
Magnet tush would be Quinn...
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msolga
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2004 04:23 pm
Is that so?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2004 07:26 pm
What building is the pineapple-pie-holding group of 200 standing in front of, Smiley?
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