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WHY I HATE ENGLAND

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 09:06 am
The food sucks, and they talk funny.
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 09:27 am
@Setanta,
whatabout dental hygiene?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 09:28 am
Good point . . . and they drive on the wrong side of the road, too . . .
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 12:04 pm
Oh, and the Clown Prince . . . that guy just looks goofy . . .
parados
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 12:08 pm
@Setanta,
And they don't use proper spellings when it comes to English. All those added "u"s in words like color.
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parados
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 12:09 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

The food sucks, and they talk funny.

And they talk funny about food.

A spotted dick?
roger
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 01:17 pm
@parados,
Or pop and squeak? Does it go well with bangers?
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 01:20 pm
@roger,
now I want some toad in a hole.

see what you've done...
roger
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 01:25 pm
@Rockhead,
With encouragement like that, I'm sure I'd be all trim and slim within a month.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 01:38 pm
Now, bangers is good . . . hell, even a stopped clock is right twice a day . . . but mashed taters for breakfast? I'll pass . . .
farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 01:58 pm
@Setanta,
I aint sayin no more, you know how vindictive them Brits is
roger
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 02:01 pm
@farmerman,
We're safe. Mostly, they stay on the British Thread, where they have deep discussions about Italian cruise ships.
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Izzie
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 02:36 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:

Or pop and squeak?


Bubble









Bubble and Squeak Rat!




and yeuuuuuuch! Razz
parados
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 02:59 pm
@Izzie,
And mushy peas?
roger
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 03:03 pm
@Izzie,
Bubble and squeak rat sounds singularly unappetizing, but thanks for the suggestion.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 03:55 pm
Don't they got hounds all over their baskervilles?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 06:17 pm
@parados,
I heerd their peas is dyed a horrible bright green color . . . obviously another of their evil plots . . .
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 06:24 pm
OMG . . . it's true, it's true ! ! !

http://reluctantentertainer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/DSC3562.jpg
Rockhead
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 06:26 pm
@Setanta,
them look like murrican peas...

not mushy enough to be brit peas.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 6 Feb, 2012 06:27 pm
"No comment."
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