My Cousins Mothers Fathers Ex-Sisters Aunts Beagle Had Sex With My Goldfish

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should i still be friends with them?

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[+7] - Roberta - 06/06/2012Is this another steenkin' pregnant goldfish thread? I tell ya, that fish is a slut and should find out about birth control.
[+3] - djjd62 - 06/05/2012and i'm stuck with all these beagle fish [img]http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles5/243426/projects/2442651/b4356cb363ef6a27fc5399d3d6818272.jpg[/img]

and i'm stuck with all these beagle fish

http://behance.vo.llnwd.net/profiles5/243426/projects/2442651/b4356cb363ef6a27fc5399d3d6818272.jpg

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@djjd62,

It's best to cut all ties with them and find a giraffe. You may eventually find another beagle and goldfish to befriend; but, these two have clearly violated your algorithmic equilibrium. Giraffes are faithful and won't cause you trouble...

...unless you have been fornicating with ostriches.

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@djjd62,

Clearly the Beagle didn't reveal the fact that he often drinks out of the Goldfish graveyard.

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

My Cousins Mothers Fathers Ex-Sisters Aunts Beagle Had Sex With My Goldfish

And even though the person who posted it claims to be a hot blonde teenage girl, it's actually a fat middle-aged pedophile hiding in a basement just wanting to talk about sex.

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@djjd62,

djjd62 wrote:

and i'm stuck with all these beagle fish

Isn't that the fish McDonalds uses in their Filet-o-fish sandwiches?

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@djjd62,

Oh no, not another sex with the goldfish thread! Rolling Eyes

http://kevinuehlein.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/02_clc3a9o_personnage.jpg

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@tsarstepan,

Negative. This is the one...

http://www.funbumperstickers.com/images/Blinky_S.gif

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@djjd62,

My Cousins Mothers Fathers Ex-Sisters Aunts Beagle Had Sex With My Goldfish

if you can produce sex tape of that, you'll be an internet star...

...for a couple of days

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@tsarstepan,

great, tsar.

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@thack45,

Sorry but without a cat it won't go viral.

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@parados,

i knew of a girl who's pussy went viral

but that's a story for another day

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must've had the soft taco...

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@thack45,

scarily accurate response, just pm'd the reason, i don't think it's for general publication

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hehehehe... Taco Tony's...

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Is this another steenkin' pregnant goldfish thread? I tell ya, that fish is a slut and should find out about birth control.

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@Roberta,

I wouldn't be so caviar about fish birth control if I were you.

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@parados,

Why would a beagle have sex with some crackers?

My Cousins Mothers Fathers Ex-Sisters Aunts Beagle Had Sex With My Goldfish

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