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Sat 31 Jan, 2004 10:06 pm
The Pope and the Queen of England are on the same stage infront of a
huge crowd. Her Majesty and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
before, so to make it a little more interesting, the Queen says to the
Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can
make every English person in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she
shows him. Sure enough, the royal-gloved wave elicits rapture and
cheering from every English person in the crowd. Gradually, the
cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by someone
wearing a worse frock & hat than he, considers what he could do. "Your
Majesty, that was impressive. But did you know that with just one
little wave of MY hand I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go
crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of
your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice." The Queen seriously doubts
this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all Irish people
will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope slapped her.
Reminds me of another joke....
The Pope visits England and it's a very, very low key event. No-one is to really know that he's in town, because he's having an extra-special confab with the Queen.
So he hops of the plane and grabs the first London cab he can. 'Sandringham Palace', he orders. The cabbie looks at him and does a huge double-take, "You're the Pope! I always wanted to drive you somewhere!".
The Pope says, "And I always wanted to drive a London cab. Do you think I could take over for a while?".
"Sure", says the cabbie, and he stops. The Pope gets behind the wheel and the cabbie sits in the back".
Start off OK, but when they hit the highway his Holiness gets a little excited and starts to speed up, he's well over the limit.
Police car gets routed to catch up with the cab. He gets up parallel, sees who's driving and just pulls up straight away. Base is on the radio, "What the hell did you do that for? Who's so important that's in that cab?".
"I don't know," says the copper, "but he's got the Pope driving for him!!".
Hahaha!!! Those are great.
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