What kinda redneck you think you are, anyway?
I suppose you don't got no Ro-Tel hot tomatoes (in a can) in Pennsavainya. How about some jalapénos, or are you just invitin' sissies over?
Never mind, I already know the answer to that,
since you asked whether or not to serve wine.
What a disgrace.
And after I read your 'Ode to My Dualie', I thought you knew sum'um' about sum'um'... :wink:
You're not even supposed to serve light beer
with chili, much less wine.
Sheesh, what's next? Napkins?