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I'm going to invest some money. (Can't miss with this one.)

 
 
Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 08:02 am
I've just received an offer to acquire a franchise. I've looked at franchise offers before, but have always been hesitant because of the economy, the feasibility of the product appealing to the public, operating cost, that sort of thing.

But this new one sounds too good to be true. Pizza in a Balloon is the name of the company and its founder is none other than BiPolar Bear, the whacked-out musician who frequents this site.

I had always considered the Bear to be a hedonist, caring only about music and sex, but it's become quite obvious that he has a very shrewd business mind.

Pizza in a Balloon! Why the hell hasn't someone come up with idea before now?

That's what this country needs to lift it out of the doldrums, revolutionary thinkers like the Bear. People who pave the roads of capitalism and keep the economy surging forward.

I salute you, Bear. You are the saviour of the economy.

I'm off to get my checkbook.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 08:05 am
Count me in, Gus. I know a good deal when I see it! Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 08:07 am
When you've got that checkbook in hand, Gus, please remember that the check is to be made out to the Bear's business manager . . .

That's S-e-t-a-n-t-a . . .
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 08:18 am
Balloons held down with string cheese...
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 08:47 am
And I just read about Bear's other business idea for kid's parties; The Pepperoni Pinata!

You gotta hand it to Bear, he's the Henry Ford of the Pizza-in-a-Balloon business!

I'm sold, I want the European side o' business. Where's that check going?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 08:55 am
I've been told to write the check out to S-e-t-a-n-t-a. Must be some kind of acronym the Bear has come up with.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 09:23 am
Ive just tied up my money in a Cream of liver soup cannery. otherwise Id wanna get in on the ground floor. what does the pizza deliver itself?
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colorbook
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 09:53 am
Sounds like a good investment. If you pop the right color of balloon, do you get a free pizza of your choice?
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Montana
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 10:01 am
Oh yeah, way to go guys. I want to invest as well. Do you take IOU's? Money is a little tight right now, but you all know I'm good for it ;-)
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Ceili
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:40 am
I've always believed, there could be no finer gastronmique experience than food on a stick, but by jove, I do think you've got a winner here.
Can I have the western canadian rights???
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 11:52 am
I just need to quickly clarify something.

That's S E T A N T A

c/o ehBeth
P.O. Box 298


Thank you very much to your attention to this matter.
Best regards of the season.

blahblahblah
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hamburger
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 06:29 pm
would have loved to write out a cheque, since we only have cheques here in good ol' canada, i regretfully cannot participate. hbg
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husker
 
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Reply Fri 30 Jan, 2004 07:21 pm
I'm getting a 900# you guys can chip in??
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