Fri 30 Jan, 2004 08:02 am
I've just received an offer to acquire a franchise. I've looked at franchise offers before, but have always been hesitant because of the economy, the feasibility of the product appealing to the public, operating cost, that sort of thing.
But this new one sounds too good to be true. Pizza in a Balloon is the name of the company and its founder is none other than BiPolar Bear, the whacked-out musician who frequents this site.
I had always considered the Bear to be a hedonist, caring only about music and sex, but it's become quite obvious that he has a very shrewd business mind.
Pizza in a Balloon! Why the hell hasn't someone come up with idea before now?
That's what this country needs to lift it out of the doldrums, revolutionary thinkers like the Bear. People who pave the roads of capitalism and keep the economy surging forward.
I salute you, Bear. You are the saviour of the economy.
I'm off to get my checkbook.
When you've got that checkbook in hand, Gus, please remember that the check is to be made out to the Bear's business manager . . .
That's S-e-t-a-n-t-a . . .
Balloons held down with string cheese...
And I just read about Bear's other business idea for kid's parties; The Pepperoni Pinata!
You gotta hand it to Bear, he's the Henry Ford of the Pizza-in-a-Balloon business!
I'm sold, I want the European side o' business. Where's that check going?
I've been told to write the check out to S-e-t-a-n-t-a. Must be some kind of acronym the Bear has come up with.
Ive just tied up my money in a Cream of liver soup cannery. otherwise Id wanna get in on the ground floor. what does the pizza deliver itself?
Sounds like a good investment. If you pop the right color of balloon, do you get a free pizza of your choice?
Oh yeah, way to go guys. I want to invest as well. Do you take IOU's? Money is a little tight right now, but you all know I'm good for it ;-)
I've always believed, there could be no finer gastronmique experience than food on a stick, but by jove, I do think you've got a winner here.
Can I have the western canadian rights???
I just need to quickly clarify something.
That's S E T A N T A
P.O. Box 298
Thank you very much to your attention to this matter.
Best regards of the season.
would have loved to write out a cheque, since we only have cheques here in good ol' canada, i regretfully cannot participate. hbg
I'm getting a 900# you guys can chip in??