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HOW COME SANTA IS A WHITE BOY?

 
 
Setanta
 
Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 12:18 pm
All the old, fat white guys i know are stingy as hell. I think we're being sold a line of BS.
 
Questioner
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 12:22 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

All the old, fat white guys i know are stingy as hell. I think we're being sold a line of BS.


Because anyone else seen entering a house via the chimney would be shot on site by local police who would then plant a small amount of weed on the corpse and call it a drug raid?
rosborne979
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 12:25 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
HOW COME SANTA IS A WHITE BOY?
Probably for the same reason Jesus is a white boy.

Actually I thought I remembered an old story in which Santa was an elf himself, just a very big fat one. So he probably looks more like a fat version of that elf king from Lord of the Rings (Agent Smith, in another life).
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 12:32 pm
A drugged out elf ? ! ? ! ?

This is gonna require more thought.
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FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 02:49 pm
@Setanta,
But, they have to be fat, or else their legs would "cave" from all those children sitting on their laps in the Santa's cave.....
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 02:56 pm
@FOUND SOUL,
So, he's a fat, drugged-out, paedophile elf ? ! ? ! ?

This just gets worse and worse . . .
FOUND SOUL
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 02:59 pm
@Setanta,
lols

I didn't want to add that last bit, whilst thought it:)
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 04:09 pm
@Setanta,
Where I'm at, Santa ain't always white by any means. That'd make him a haole. And we islanders definitely consider Santa to be kama'aina. Da kine bring gifts no can be haole, him plenty good homeboy.
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jcboy
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 04:17 pm
Does Pamela Rose know Santa is a whitie?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 20 Dec, 2011 10:48 pm
@jcboy,
She must know. She hasn't said anything derogatory about him that I know of.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 02:05 pm
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

So, he's a fat, drugged-out, paedophile elf ? ! ? ! ?


Putting the paedophile bit to one side, and instead looking at Santa's British counterpart Father Christmas, the drugged-out bit does figure. Father Christmas is not St. Nick, but rather evolved from the Pagan Holly King/ Wodin figure. He was more of a party animal than deliverer of presents, (small presents used to be left around the house by an elf called Black Bob.)

His outfit is the same colour scheme as the fly agaric mushroom, something reindeer like to eat. And if you want to enjoy the hallucinogenic effects of the fly agaric without dying, a glass of reindeer urine does the job. People have been known to see reindeer flying after a pint or two. So we've got an old man wearing the colours of fly agaric in a state of obvious intoxication, (no milk and cookies for Father Christmas, it's a mince pie and a glass of brandy) with flying reindeer. I don't know about Santa, but Father Christmas has a lot in common with Mescalito.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 08:24 pm
See Cyracuz's thread on Santa and racism here:

http://able2know.org/topic/181974-1
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jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 08:35 pm
This year Santa will be a Puerto Rican in costume Wink
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 08:43 pm
@jcboy,
And feliz Navidad to you, Santo Nicola!!
jcboy
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 08:49 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Thanks Andrei, I'm thankful Santa doesn't have a gut yet lol Smile
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 08:53 pm
http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/santa_ho_ho_350x231.jpg
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thack45
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 08:54 pm
@rosborne979,
Of course santa is the crackerest of crackers, 'cause he was developed by crackers. Probably more troubling to those who concern themselves with skin pigmentation would be that if jeezus did exist, he wouldn't be white or black. he'd be an a-rab. Take that Noman Rockwell
ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 08:59 pm
http://images.inmagine.com/img/lushpix/uny556/u15856706.jpg
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 21 Dec, 2011 09:00 pm
http://www.funpub.net/poze/mare/ded_1168200044.jpg
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 22 Dec, 2011 01:07 am
@Questioner,
You know your ****.
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