HOW COME SANTA IS A WHITE BOY?

I think I'd rather fly and die than drink reindeer urine.

Who in hell found about that anyway?

I think that's a rural myth.

Probably Bear Grylls.

Do you mean Bear Gyrlls, or, if not, wotthehell is a Bear Gryll, other than a place where Bears are Grylled?

Here's a link to his home page, he's always on the telly drinking squeezed elephant **** or some such revolting concoction.
http://beargrylls.com/

Even though that's quite obviously true, I still wouldn't walk into a church in rural Mississippi and say that

Because he's a descendent of various mythical figures and a dubious saint from northern Europe with a dash of Victorian England and a coca cola ad campaign, I believe.

He gets to be black etc. these days, if he wants to be, I believe.