Rasmussen: Generic Pubbie 49, Bork Obunga 41

Amongst those who could run as a Republican and beat Bork handily, this character...

Let us revisit this question when we have a real republican candidate.

Face it, any living thing in the building at one of those pubbie debates including the guard dog and the janitor would be a gigantic improvement over Bork.

I'd mostly agree with you except for the dog guard. I don't think a guard dog could be trusted as president. Much like Clinton, he will hump any female that gets within sniffing distance of him.