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Yes. I said at the beginning of this, it was mainly a jocular reference, and therefore somewhat imprecise.

Is that because you're a Scot?

Get yer coat, Jimmy!

Who was it who said, "It is seldom difficult to tell the difference between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine"?

PG Wodehouse allegedly

McTag decided to call his father-in-law the "Exorcist" cuz every time he came to visit he made the spirits disappear!

When Stanley Baxter was filming a Loch Ness Monster Special with The Goodies, their idea of a Scottish accent was to say 'Hoots,' all the time. Baxter said he never said, 'Hoots.' Anyone know where that notion comes from as in the joke;
What sound does a carhorn make in Scotland?
It hoots mon.

Only in music-hall caricature. We can probably blame Harry Lauder for that, or Queen Victoria.

Lord Rockingham's XI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM

Thanks for that. It must be almost as annoying as being told you pronounce lovely as luvverly, and call everyone Gov'nor.