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Sun 25 Jan, 2004 11:12 pm
Quote:Two nuns are riding their bikes down the backstreet's of Rome.
One leans over to the other and says "you know I've never come this way before"
The other nun whispers "It's the cobblestones"
LOL! Arthur - the joke is the play on the word "come".
It can - and is intended by the first nun - to mean "I have never travelled using this route before".
It can also mean to orgasm - which is the sense which the second nun assumes to be the case.
The cobblestones are relevant because they could, theoretically, provide a vibration sensation - which could cause a woman to achieve orgasm, when ridden over on a bicycle.
OIC lol .
Thanx 'Veteran Member' heaps. Now i got it.
G'day!
Oh. I thought it was the "Let us Spray" you didn't get.
Lettuce Pray, is how vegans request meat in the diet.
Well explained dlowan.
Here is another definition for cobblestone, which is as almost the same as what you've described:
Cobblestone
a term for the thugged out group of senior boys at South lakes high school who "allz they do is get down NA NA NA NAAAA"
Cobblestone loves dick
UK bicycles
2 english meanings of bicycle -----------
if an englishman says he wants to go &turn his bike round, it means he wants to do a pee
in the interests of balance -------------
if an englishwomen is refered to as the company bike, it means most of the male employees have ridden her
English is such a vivid language. I was so amazed and amused by oceans of slang words for just 'masturbation. lol
All the slang words for masturbation: bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.
arthur --------- you missed out --------------
Jodrell bank (cockney rhyming slang)
J Arthur Rank ::
Hand shandy
One off the wrist
Polishing Percy
LoL --oldandnew, thanx
i gathered some more here:
--Taming the one eyed ogre, One hand Solo, Going Commando, Shaking hands with mister happy, Tuning the fork, Playing the ace, --
I guess the list could run on and on if we add the English translations from other languages hehe.
Hey, Arthur,
Welcome to a2K.
Hmmm. Shake hands with the governor?...I don't think so...Jeb and I don't get along.
The town bicycle, she'll give anyone a ride...
Hiya Letty,
Thanx heaps.
Shake hands with whomever you get along then. lol
How about "Shaking hands with the bald guy" or "spit polishing the purple helmet" or " Choking Mr. Magoo?" Were those mentioned?
arthur ------------ we shouldn't forget The Widow & her 5 daughters